CORPORATE LESSONS
We will be going through change
Here are three lessons from large corporations to help you survive
change….
CORPORATE LESSON 1
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A
small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and
do nothing all day long?”The crow answered: "Sure, why not.”So,
the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, Jumped on the rabbit... and ate
it.
Moral of the story is: To be sitting
and doing nothing you must be sitting very, very high up
CORPORATE LESSON 2
A turkey was chatting with a bull. A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I
would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.” "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and
found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of
the tree. The next day, after eating more dung, he
reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly
perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer. Who promptly shot the turkey out of the
tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might
get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
CORPORATE LESSON 3
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze and fell
to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a
cow came by and dropped some dung
on it. As the frozen bird lay there
in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was
actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm and
happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A
passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered
the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
The morals of this story are:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on
you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out
of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit,
keep your mouth shut.
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